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Everybody Wants to Change the World

Posted by: Marnie on: August 23, 2010

So Sunday night I’m watching Jersey Shore, which I recorded last Thursday night.  Judge me if you must, I realize the show has virtually no value whatsoever; however, I find it highly entertaining because on the inside, I’m a gossip and enjoy watching other people’s drama.  That being said, on this particular episode of the [...]

Internet Dating Guide

Posted by: Marnie on: February 17, 2010

I don’t know about you, but I sure haven’t met a guy at a book store or a coffee shop these days. You can’t drive down the road, order a latte, or pick up a copy of a bestselling novel without running into at least twenty-five to thirty single people – who are all on [...]

UNIV 2012 — the class for screw-ups

Posted by: Marnie on: August 20, 2009

On the quest to continue my education, I attended school today. Okay, perhaps it was more to just not die at the hands of my mother for skipping or at the hands of my Success Strategies instructor, who specifically stated that should we skip her class, she’ll be sure and hunt us down. She said [...]

Holy Wedding Planning, Batman!

Posted by: Marnie on: April 29, 2009

So before I was an engaged woman, I had no idea why women on wedding-themed shows on WE and Oxygen would act like batshit crazy bitches.  I get it now. As of last Wednesday, I officially lost it as the bride.  I went crazy.  The plethora of decisions that I must make in the next [...]

Just bad syence fyction

Posted by: Marnie on: March 21, 2009

Please tell me that this business about the SciFi Channel changing its name to the SyFy Channel was no more than some bad sci-fi. But it’s not.  It’s true, folks.  Their new site(http://www.syfy.com/) is even live now.  I may vomit more than I did after too much celebrating on St. Patrick’s Day.  Their new tagline [...]

RAWR!

Posted by: Marnie on: January 26, 2009

Last night, Aaron, my mom and myself went to see Walking with Dinosaurs.  It was AMAZING. I guess I should probably insert here that we were the only people over the age of seven who were actually there without little children and wanted to see the show for themselves. At first, Aaron and I kept [...]

immature – adj.

Posted by: Marnie on: January 17, 2009

im·ma·ture (m-tyr, -tr, -chr) ADJECTIVE: Not fully grown or developed. Marked by or suggesting a lack of normal maturity: silly, immature behavior. Apparently, I am. But to be quite honest, I’m happy with my immaturity.  I am all of 21 years old and have never lived away from home for more than a week.  I [...]

Craig Ferguson is my hero

Posted by: Marnie on: January 5, 2009

I love Craig Ferguson. I don’t get to catch his show nearly enough, but I love his monologue and watch a lot of them on YouTube. This one was from February of 2007 right after Britney Spears shaved her head and all. He’s talking about the effects of alcoholism in his own life. It’s always [...]

A little over a week ago, Aaron and I were spending Sunday evening with my mom here at the house.  Perched at the bar, Aaron had a glass of Scotch(The Glenlivit — a compromise between price and quality) and I was holding a pink Pedegg for the Cure that my mom and I had purchased [...]

Marley and Me and a box of Kleenex

Posted by: Marnie on: December 13, 2008

So, everyone has seen the previews for the upcoming release of Marley and Me. Most people know that it was a vastly successful book and website before that, and a potentially healthy portion of that number have also read said book and visited said website. As of last night, I may join the ranks — [...]


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